no no no.

there are things I just can't get mad at you two for.

like when you play dress up in my neatly folded & organized clothes.

or jump on the bed.

or sneak in each others rooms at naptime.

you guys are all about fun, and I'm all about you.

other noteworthy no-no's:

hoarding every card you've ever received.

throwing (non-trash) things away so the house is cleaned.

picking other people's flowers, and giving them to me.

glue-sticking your artwork to the wall.

begging (and perhaps occasionally) skipping nap, 

"because we will miss each other."